WTF? Nigerian Senetor Accused Monkeys For Swallowing N70 Million Belonging To The Northern Senetor's Forum

So animals continue to swallow Nigerians money lately, first, it was a mysterious snake which swallowed N36m now its the turn of the monkeys, Lol!

Barely a week after an official in JAMB alleged that a mysterious snake swallowed N36m belonging to the examination body, monkeys have been accused of swallowing N70 million belonging to the Northern Senators Forum.

Senator Shehu Sani while giving more insight into why Senator Abdullahi Adamu was removed as the Chairman of the Northern Senators Forum earlier today, said the N70m belonging to the forum was allegedly swallowed by monkeys. Adamu was removed from office earlier today over allegations of financial impropriety.

Speaking to National Assembly correspondents after Adamu's removal, Sani said 

"There are some things some of my colleagues will not say but I’m not used to holding back. When we assumed office, Senator Ahmed Lawan tendered the sum of N70 million to the 8t Senate. That N70 million was money gathered from the 7th Senate. It was handed over to northern senators of 8th Senate. The rumors going around, which I don’t know whether it’s true but I believe other senators know, is the fact that there were allegations that some monkeys raided the farmhouse of some of the executives of the northern senator's forum and carted away some of this money. I think this country is becoming a huge joke. First of all, it was the rodents that drove away the president and then we now have snakes consuming about N36 million and now we have monkeys raiding farmhouse. So, they don’t want this to be said but I believe that we should be very clear” he said

He, however, didn’t mention whose farmhouse it is among the executives.

credit: Linda Ikeji